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Are you ready?

I know you really wanted to have a big party with all the friends and stuff but

everyone was busy, no one was returning my calls, I really struggled trying to get everyone

and well you know what it's like. So I know this doesn't really make up for it but

I couldn't get a big cake either because I didn't have time so I got you this little cupcake.